Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Alphabe-Thursday: The Letter K

Jenny Matlock


Kiwi smothered in Ketchup
Koi stuffed with Kale
These among the dishes
that might be served in Hell.

Kabobs of Kinky Koala meat
and cubes of Kangaroo thighs
are Kindly offered patron's Kids
rejecting Kitten pies.

To drink please try the  Kool Aid
In Kegs Kept cold with beer.
I don't Know how you will feel,
but I'm not eating here!

49 comments:

jeff campbell said...

Very crafty post:-) I'll bet if your were hungry you would eat it...Peace

Jenny said...

Oh wow! Wow!

This is amazing.

You are amazing.

You are definitely on the top of the K posts! And not just because you're the first one I read!

A+

And a great big extra serving of awe.

Corrie Howe said...

I wouldn't eat there! They couldn't find kabobs? Kielbasa? King crabs? Kaluha cake?

Viki said...

I agree with you none of that sounds too appetizing LOL. Great K post.

Christy said...

once again..amazingly clever. just another reason i try to avoid h. e. double l!

Tattoos and Teething Rings said...

Eww! I'm glad I ate dinner already!

Brian Miller said...

lol. fun poem...Kabobs of Kinky Koala meat and cubes of Kangaroo thighs...mmm...i think i will pass on seconds...

Betty (picture circa 1951) said...

Your poem made me laugh!

Linda said...

Very talented K post!

mbkatc230 said...

Very clever. If this were all that was offered, I might finally lose some weight :) Kathy

Sarah said...

Another clever verse! But I don't think I'll be eating here at anytime. :-) Hope you and your family have a Happy Easter!

Amy said...

what a fun way to look at the letter K. Have a wonderful night...

Brenda said...

You are always very entertaining with your clever posts.

Vicki said...

HAHAH, I love this one! How KOOL! YUM..

Steph said...

Reminded me a little of the old song about what boys are made of. Fun, silly post. I'm not eating there either.

Tortuga said...

I read the whole thing but, I gotta tell you, right after "kiwi smothered in ketchup" I was just *gag* haha.

And just how would one know if the koala meat was kinky anyway?

Speaking of kegs, I saw a keg of root beer at the store the other day, no kidding, and I almost bought it!

Tina said...

Very clever poem! I'm so enjoying the variety of contributors in Ms. Matlock's class! You are such a fun group of people.

Jo said...

oh that was gagworthy but funny! ... images of kiwi's covered in Ketchup are running through my head

Eden House Updates said...

Oh my gosh must go there to live would do my diet good would loose lots of weight great post

Eden House Updates said...

Oh my gosh must go there to live would do my diet good would loose lots of weight great post

Betty Manousos said...

Coool and funny , Polly.
I enjoyed it!
xx

My name is PJ. said...

You deserve a trophy for this one! Or maybe you deserve dinner with Tim Burton!

I laughed and laughed!! You're brilliant!

the domestic mama said...

YAY! That was great!

Coralie Cederna Johnson said...

Krazy!!! Great K words!

Nessa said...

That is a yucky menu. I'll wait for the next restaurant.

jeff campbell said...

Ambien...yes, Kathy was hallucinating...very uncomfortable experience...

Julie Schuler said...

I'm going to be laughing at kitten pies all day :)

Midday Escapades said...

Oh my goodness, the first paragraph was hysterical about foods in hell. What an imagination!

Mumsy said...

That doesn't sound appetizing at all, but your poem was fantastic and vivid!

Catherine said...

Oh my... LOL! Hey, the Kale is tasty in soup, tho.
:) funny, funny K post!
Blessings,
Catherine :)

laterg8r said...

totally funny :D

laterg8r said...

totally funny :D

Jackie said...

Kiwi smothered in Ketchup
Koi stuffed with Kale?

Hell serves this ? you got that right I won't be eating there
either. Thanks.

Rocky Mountain Woman said...

Extremely cool!

SquirrelQueen said...

A very Kreativ, Kool post for the letter K. I Know I would not eat there.
The Road to Here

GardenofDaisies said...

NO, not kitten pie!

You are one krazy poet! ;-)

Anna said...

Very clever, but unedible post!
Yuck! Amazing! Blah! Terrific!
But all good K-words!
Best wishes,
Anna

http://annasadornments.blogspot.com/2010/03/abc-wednesaday-kalphabe-thursday-k-k-as.html#links

MrsJenB said...

I think I grimaced the entire time! Very well done! :-)

Holly said...

I almost ad to stop after kiwi smothered in ketchup...but I kept going. Disgustingly good alphabet Thursday.

RNSANE said...

Too funny, although I've eaten kangaroo several times, both in Australia and the U. S. and it was delicious. I am also a poet and, occasionally, write funny verse. I enjoyed yours immensely. I am really needing a laugh these days as there are many sad things going on for me.

Christy said...

I love poetry ....wonderfully creative way to go!

Life Laugh Latte said...

Kudos for putting that together. And...YUCK! Holly

Nadeen said...

uhm, I've lost my appetite now. Good thing dinner's over. But I love the creativity!

Monica said...

Kinda Kreepy, but Kewl at the same time!

mub said...

Haha ew! Maybe that's the sort of food they serve at diet camp... you can't help but lose weight that way!

Pondside said...

Sorry, but I just can't come to dinner this evening - I'm sort of busy...forever!
I'll bet kids would just love this poem!

Amanda said...

Funny poem. A little Kreepy, though!

Personalized Sketches and Sentiments said...

Ew...and I will eat almost anything...um...well ok, not really! haha

Blessings & Aloha!
(sooo late...I'm the last of the class to turn in my K assignment! and late in seeing everyone else's fun posts! but...trying to make it before it's time for the L post!)

Melinda Cornish said...

me either but I love this kooky K post!!!

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