And now for something completely different!
Meet Mr. Carrot. He showed up in my garden one day.
He was but a wee thing, weighing in under 1 ounce.
He lived the good life. He hung out in cool places...
earned a living by being my personal assistant...
had lots of fun with his best friend...
and even had a nifty pad of his own!
Unfortunately he discovered that he enjoyed drinking.
He started out light...
but soon progressed to the heavier stuff.
He began to hang out with all sorts of unsavory characters.
While in an inebriated state
he stumbled upon other unfortunate veggies.
Drunk, confused, and not knowing what to do
he decided to join them.
Being the nefarious group that they were
they talked Mr. Carrot into a lively game of strip poker.
Oh what fun they were having...until they met up with...Blade!
Now Blade, an edgy character known for
not being the sharpest knife in the drawer,
was quick to anger whenever he was teased.
Of course the veggie crew began taunting him. They said things like...
"Hey Blade! How many knives does it take to change a lightbulb?"
To which Blade replied, "I dunno".
They respond in unison, "Go ahead, take a stab at hit!"
And that is how they eventually became dinner.