Wednesday, October 13, 2010

D is for Derrière


Her derrière is in the air…
Which some might find quite odd.
Upon her bended knees in prayer
Is how she worships God.


His derrière is in the air
When hunting down his prey
Stalking with stealth, finesse, and care
The choicest snack of day.


Her derrière is in the air…
It’s how she worships me.
When I awake and come downstairs
For morning cup of coffee.


His derrière is in the air…
His way of studying,
Page by page with meticulous care,
His Nintendo magazine.                                               

These derrières are everywhere
In every place I seek.
I bet you’ll find them in the air
If you “butt” take a peek. 








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Photo Credits: All photos, with the exception of my Munchie Boy and sweet Daisy Dog, were obtained from Google Images. 

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I would like to thank Ms. Rachel, RN, my ICU pal at work, for coining the phrase "derrières in the air".

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Jenny Matlock

35 comments:

Mary said...

What a cute collection of derrieres & poetry to go with them! Love those sheep behinds :-)

Amanda said...

What a great poem, and great photos! Thanks for the chuckle.

Willoughby said...

Very clever! Really, derrieres (or as we call them, bagels) are important for so many things, but we rarely give them the praise they deserve. (Did I just say that?)

Brian Miller said...

butt...ha...she wrote a poems about butts....smiles.

sorry the 5 year old in me is trying to escape into your comments...fun write...smiles.

Steven Anthony said...

well now....arent you clever;)

The Bipolar Diva said...

That's awesome!

Rocky Mountain Woman said...

Ingenious "D" post.

very clever!

CollectIn Texas Gal said...

Very entertaing images and text for the Letter D. Could also have worked for the Letter B. Clever post!

EG Wow said...

I like your sense of humour!

mle said...

You made butts delightful :D haha

Tina said...

Giggling. Just adorably lovely, and images to boot. My boys also read THEIR Nintendo magazines this way. Cracks me UP! Go Polly, go! Always your fan, and supporter, Tina

Mumsy said...

What a fun poem and wonderful photos, Polly! I enjoy it and giggle too

Teresa said...

Oh, I love this one! Butt what a clever idea!

Annesphamily said...

Very clever post! I am just tickled over this one! I am enjoying visiting tonight. There are so many great D posts! Thank you for sharing. Great quotes and poetry too! Anne

Judie said...

Well, you are just brilliant! And that is all I have to say on the subject.

I do have a new picture of my granddaughter looking in a mirror. You might want to check it out. It is on the left side of my blog.

I'm a full-time mummy said...

Good one! There's a picture of Ben I posted yesterday for Wordless Wednesday, you should check it out! :P

http://www.imafulltimemummy.com/post/2010/10/13/Sexy-Ben.aspx

~ Jenny ( http://www.imafulltimemummy.com/ )

Susan Deborah said...

What lovely and impressive collections of pictures. Polly, I learnt a new word. Thanks :)

Joy and love,
Susan

Tracy said...

what a fun post you got right to the bottom of D well done

JDaniel4's Mom said...

This is such fun! The photos and the poem really are wonderful. I think JDaniel has the cutest of all.

J. Kwiatkowski said...

!!! I'm delighted!

My name is PJ. said...

Exceedingly clever and creative! I can envision a book on derrieres! For real!!

Cheryl said...

Thanks for the giggle this morning, Polly. I'm needing them more and more these days.

La said...

Great poem and fun post. La

Theresa said...

Tee hee! Cute bums galore!

Nora Johnson said...

The poem and images are so beautifully linked!

XOXO LOLA:)

Sue said...

heehee

How much fun is that poem? AND the photos!

GREAT job.

=D

blueviolet said...

That was entirely too much fun! Laughing at the studying posture...so familiar to me!

Raoulysgirl said...

LOVED this!!!

Cheryl D. said...

Wow! What an original use of the letter D! I loved it!

Tweety said...

Wow what a use of the word...the most different one i have read till now...great...i loved the portrayal of worship the most :)

Yanet @ 3 Sun Kissed Boys said...

Oh the D word. A subject I like to avoid. I did enjoy your post. Mainly because it was about other people's derrieres.

Anna said...

Dear Polly,

What a clever post! What an unusual D-word! It has been years since I have used the word derrière!

What fun!!

Then I think you may like to visit my cat Sara's post for ABC-Wednesday! (A kindred soul, perhaps?)

Best wishes,
Anna
(Sara sends purrs.)

Anna's D-word Alphabe-Thurs

Sara Cat's abcWED-round-7-M

Jenny said...

Willoughby's comment made me laugh!

This was such a clever and cute stop on our little journey through Alphabe-Thursday!

It made me smile!

Your pictures were so wonderful!

You are a gem!

Thank you for linking this.

A+

ourlifeinaclick.blogspot.com said...

Great take on the Letter D!! Great photos! Thanks for stopping over and commenting.

Brenda said...

Very cute and sweet poems to go with.

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