"Oh Christmas
tree,"
"it doesn’t have
to be this way!"
Sausage festering upon
thy branch
when we’d rather have
filet!
Could be worse…
I’m just a’guessing:
that pork could be
slathered
w/rancid mustard
dressing
Thanks but no thanks,
giving this a pass.
Feasting on fudge
instead…
Chocolate won’t cause
gas!
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This week's Centus includes a photo prompt, word prompt ("Oh Christmas tree"), AND a 50 word limit! Whew! Ms. Jenny certainly is a task master! And then, just for kicks, I decided to make it harder by using last week's prompt as well ("It doesn't have to be this way") due to my absence. I hope you enjoyed my little Christmas ditty that I was certainly fun to pen. Have a great weekend!
14 comments:
Great combo of prompts! Oh and enough chocolate will cause some real issues!!! But worth it....
Nice work, Polly.
And you won me over, too. Chocolate all around!
;)
LOL-Love me some fudge:@)
Great verse...but chocolate can cause bouts of guilt ridden aerobics...
Oh I'm with you too....pass the chocolate please!!! this way!!!!
Oh I'm with you too....pass the chocolate please!!! this way!!!!
Chocolate or this gas fest of a tree? Hmmm..that is actually a hard decision for me!!!!
you know...that might be the way to go honestly...might get one of those for beside the grill you know..smiles.
Oh that is just too perfect! You crack me up!~Ames
I would prefer the fudge/chocolate as well, ha, ha.
Nice job...I love meat, but this looked a bit much, even for me! I think the AZ heat is getting to Mrs. Jenny.
lol. so true.
Well, my first thought was "all that cholesterol!!" I'd much rather have dark chocolate, Polly!
Polly, you are so darned funny. Thanks for a great laugh for 2012. I prefer the fudge, too!
Although that rancid ranch does sound tempting - ha!
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