You STOLE the show! I have a feeling you'll be going far. The Beast better watch his back!
A new fan,
Mrs. 5th
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Dear Munch,
Did you have a good weekend? I know I did. I had a great time doing things with you like miniature golf, swimming at the aquatic center, going to see the school's production of Beauty and the Beast... You were a mighty fine companion. Thank you for making my 1st Memorial weekend off in ages the best!
Love you,
Mama 5th
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Dear Gratitude,
Have I thanked you for coming into my life? For allowing me to see things with new found clarity? For showing me the beauty that is God's creation? No? Well then...thank you very much!
Gratefully yours,
A thankful 5th
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Dear Mr. Sister,
I think you confused Memorial Day with Labor Day.
(He's cleaning the siding above the deck...view from 2nd floor window)
Just saying,
The Mrs. 5th
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Dear Ms. Jenny (of Alphabet Thursday/Saturday Centus Fame),
You have no idea how good it was to speak with you yesterday! Be advised that the "project" is a bit tougher than anticipated. I've made a few mistakes but think they can be easily remedied. After all, my new mantra is "Progress, not perfection." I'm hoping to have it done and shipped out by the end of the week.
Always,
Your adopted little sister 5th
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Dear Garden,
We just weeded you! Cut us some slack, please.
A grubby 5th
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Dear Cilantro,
Why do you hate me? What have I done to you? I feed you, I water you, I provide daily TLC ensuring your optimum growth but what do you do? Nothing. Please tell me what I'm doing wrong for I truly love you, especially in my homemade salsa.
Respectfully,
A hungering 5th
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Dear Fatigue,
I am ready to make a clean break. You've overstayed your welcome. It is time to move on. Oh and take your buddy Sloth with you on your way out the door. Thank you very much.
Wearily,
A perpetually exhausted 5th
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Dear NASCAR,
Do you have a tutorial? I've lived in your neck of the woods for over 20 years now and you would think I'd know you better. Alas, I do not. And now the Munchie Boy is expressing interest in you. He is peppering me with all sorts of questions that I cannot answer. I'd have him ask his dad but he knows even less than me! (Regarding racing, that is) Oh well.
Perpetually,
A racin' confused 5th
PS: And what's with what seems like an arbitrary points system. I just don't get it.
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Dear Kitchen,
Is there any way you could clean yourself today? I'm still in relaxation holiday mode, and do not show any signs of coming out of it anytime soon. I think another day off is in order.
On strike,
A Chillin' 5th
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Sorry for the late post today but I was lazing and chilling and before I knew it the day was half gone! I did tend the garden and dry more herbs. I did put laundry away. And now I must get to paying those dreaded bills. See you all tomorrow for Microfiction Muse!