What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A train goes "Choo-Choo". A teacher goes "Spit it out!"
When is a door not a door?
When it's a-jar!
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
"Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!"
"Yes sir! It's fresh ground!"
Why are proctologists so gloomy?
They always have the end in sight.
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
Had enough? Yeah, I don't blame you either. Make it a good day and have a wonderful weekend everyone!