Showing posts with label lame humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lame humor. Show all posts

Monday, April 11, 2011

Tuesday's Topic: Pop Quiz

What is wrong with this X-Ray?


a) Fractured proximal right middle phalange over the growth plate, a result of a freak accident.
b) Munchie, using his middle digit,  is pointing the way to San Jose.


Identify what this woman is saying:


a) "Turn your head and cough"
b) "Take a deep breath" 
c) "This won't hurt a bit"
d) All of the above

Using visual clues, identify the food within this container:


a) The makings of the WORST free meal...ever!
b) Trick question...nothing remotely resembling food is presented here. 

What do the following photos represent?


(photos from Google Images)

a) Wonder diapers, on sale now, for that incontinent pet of yours!
b) A visual representation of the confusion created in a recent corroboration story amongst Facebook friends;  specifically, when one author wrote of Mr. Frisker's "short pants". Other contributers took it literal as in "garment of clothing". The writer's original intent was to mean brief bursts of breath (i.e. panting). Much hilarity ensued.

Interpret the following photo:

(photo from Google Images)

a) Nothing to interpret...literally a badger terrorizing a dear friend
b) A metaphor for what it feels like to get up at 4:30 am
c) The mental state when one is deprived of caffeine and/or chocolate for a day

Who are these people and what are they up to?


a) They are devoted, disgruntled, and disgraced Carolina Panther fans attempting to hide their true identities. 
b) They are super top secret agents discussing their super top secret mission in a super top secret location

Munchie's girth is caused by:


a) Too many Pop Tarts
b) Attempting to warm up over a heater vent

Mr. Sister is:


a) Overjoyed about opening day at the local ice cream shop
b) Testing his Brain Freeze Theory which states that the degree of brain freeze is directly proportional to the size of one's cone.

Identify the event:


a) A local school carpool line moving very slowly due to the inept man in the yellow vest
b) The great American "Idle"

Attach the appropriate phrase to the following photo:


a) "Happy cows" aren't just from California
b) Party's over...the cows came home.

Describe, in one sentence, what is happening this picture:


a) The Dementors are testing their new high tech soul removal device on an unsuspecting muggle
b) A very thrifty woman cashing in her Groupon for a teeth brightening service

What just happened ?


a) Munchie, demonstrating his amazing prowess with the "claw" machine.
b) Munchie, adding to the already booming stuffed menagerie population at the Sister House.
c) A gambling habit emerging: being encouraged and developed by consistent winnings at the hand of the claw.
d) All of the above. 

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All photos, unless otherwise noted, are copyright of The 5th Sister.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Friday Funnies

I am headed off to work. Unfortunately (or fortunately as the case may be) I am unable to produce a noteworthy blog for this day. Instead, I will leave you with a couple of fairly lame jokes I heard today:


What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A train goes "Choo-Choo". A teacher goes "Spit it out!"


When is a door not a door?
When it's a-jar!


What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.


"Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!"
"Yes sir! It's fresh ground!"


Why are proctologists so gloomy?
They always have the end in sight.





How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?


Had enough? Yeah, I don't blame you either. Make it a good day and have a wonderful weekend everyone!

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