Saturday, February 12, 2011

Saturday Centus: Be My Valentine

Oh my! Our dear Ms. Jenny decided today's Centus should have a twist. In honor of Valentine's Day, we are to compose, in 50 words or less, a Hallmark card style post based upon the photo prompt. Oh dear, I don't know about this. Regardless, here's my attempt. Please be kind.




Let me be your wonder woman
Let me be your girl
Allow me to sniff your butt
Let’s give love a whirl!

I promise not to nibble
Slippers or your shoes
Nor eat from the litter box
Upon your love I’ll chew!

(42 words)


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Jenny Matlock

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31 comments:

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

That's great! Poor pup:@)

Terra said...

I laughed out loud! You did way better than I! My heart just wasn't in it this morning...

Deborah said...

Allow me to sniff your butt ... that's some valentine LOL

jeff campbell said...

Quite provocative sister...super hero job for this super hero task...Peace and blessings and much love...

jeff campbell said...

Derriere sniffing...hopefully it is not just us...maybe we are true dog aficionados...;-)

irishoma said...

Heheheheheh.
How funny!
Donna V.
http://donnasbookpub.blogspot.com

Nonna Beach said...

LOL...very funny and GOOD !!!

Brian Miller said...

oh my...(holds inapropriate comments in check)...kinda glad i am not a dog...anything for love takes on a new meaning...smiles.

Brian Miller said...

oh my...(holds inapropriate comments in check)...kinda glad i am not a dog...anything for love takes on a new meaning...smiles.

thrasherswife said...

that is the funniest pic I've seen in a while!! Love it - you may be able to quit your day job and become a card writer!!!

Judie said...

Polly, after all the beautiful poetry you've written, and even though your Valentine is a hoot, girl, you have sunk to a new low!

When I saw what we had to work with, I almost went back to bed.

Jo said...

oh Polly ... i just cracked up ... hilarious!!!

Sue said...

heehee

Funny.

=)

Nancy Jane said...

Must have been touching, it brought a tear to my eye. Oh wait, that was from laughter!

Dazee Dreamer said...

haha. allow me to sniff your butt. hehehe

noexcuses said...

This was hilarious! Instead of idle chit chat, smelling butts is what they do! Nice job!

Anna said...

Cute, funny and is written from the point of view of a real dog, which I really appreciate.
I love it, even if I doubt that Hallmark will buy it!
Best wishes,
Anna
Anna's SC-wk 41 Canine-Valentine

Ames said...

That's some serious promises. Eat from the litter box ....eeuwah! :D Too funny!~Ames

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I love this, and I especially love that you made this pug a girl. I didn't even think to do that.
I'm still giggling. Thanks.
xoRobyn

Raoulysgirl said...

Love, love, LOVE this!!! Great job, Polly!!! Definitely good for a laugh!!!

Kat said...

This was really good! How could he resist? I mean, she promised not to eat out of the litter box! This made me smile, glad you decided to join in today. Kat

Sandra said...

Hilarious! I could especially appreciate the part about eating from the litter box: my fricken dogs do that all the time!
This is terrific! Wasn't hard to be kind!

Karen S. said...

Still laughing, honestly too cute!

Rekha said...

Cute, hilarious but cute. Love this card.

Kathleen said...

Oh my goodness!! Can't stop laughing! :)

J. Kwiatkowski said...

Ew! Ha ha!

nimaruichi said...

All for love, hahaha!

Cheryl said...

Upon your love I'll chew?

Still giggling.

Tgoette said...

LOL! You may just be the next poet laureate of doggy greeting cards! Fantastic job!

gaelikaa said...

Clever!

Jenny said...

Polly! This was fabulous. I'm reading these all on a dreary Arizona weekend and just smiling up a storm.

Thanks for the clever poem!

It was fun being silly this week.

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