TO B OR NOT TO B
Beastly boisterous boys behaving badly behind Best Buy,
brandishing broken bottles.
brandishing broken bottles.
Big bully Billy blatantly boinked Bobby's buttocks.
Bobby bled.
Billy bolted.
Bummer.
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The Bellyache
My son was complaining of a bellyache the other day. He said it could be from something he ate. I asked him what he had. The following conversation ensued:
"Well," he began, "I had a bowl of Goldfish."
"That doesn't sound bad."
"I mixed in some sweet tarts."
"Oh, kind of like a trail mix. That still seems pretty tame."
"Actually, I squirted chocolate syrup all over the top."
"Ewww!"
"And I added chocolate pudding."
"And you ate that?"
"Uh huh."
"Yes, I can see how that would give you a bellyache."
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49 comments:
LOL! Something Elf would have eaten.
i think my tummy hurts now from reading the ingredient list. lol.
a bleeding bonking on the buttocks...yikes!
Bewilderment! Bully Billy Bawled?
Awesome alliteration!
and o yuck! That sounds like the worst snack ever. The stuff of nightmares!
Beyond being best!
Funny! Did that really happen? I could see one of my 4 grandsons making up a concoction like that. Yech.
What a great, creative post. And your son gets points for making his own snack, but perhaps he could use some cooking lessons? This made me laugh out loud. Kathy
LOL! Thanks for the giggle ...
Blessings,
Catherine
Awesome dialogue ! Love it!xx
Beeeautiful poetry!
Visiting from SITS. Great to read you!
Oh wow.. almost got my tongue twisted trying to read out your To B or Not To B... Good one! :D
fun poem, I like all the b's...
Oh, the teacher in me does love your alliteration! Fantastic job! Cute, clever post 5th Sister!
Very clever!
Munchie Boy's snack does sound like it would give you a bellyache! I do have to give him points for creative use of ingredients, though.
Just the thought of eating that gave me a bellyache!
Wow, you are the master of alliteration. I tried to find a B word in my thesauras that meant the same thing but there wasn't one.
Loved your bellyache story, too!
You are a funny, funny girl!
A+ for you!
Billy better behave better because Bobby's been blabbering "Burn, Billy, burn!"
Breaking bulletin: Billy bolted.
Boston.
Bye, Billy.
Bum.
love the poem :D
LOL! LB wins for most creative commentary thus far! Wish I had a prize or something.
Bravo! Bravo!
Very clever. Wow! I can't imagine why anyone would think this sounds or looks appetizing.
Love the poem! Oh and I remember the days when I used to eat that kind of stuff. ~sigh~ One more thing . . . Your question is being answered tomorrow over at my place for my inaugural edition of Ask Meeko. :)
Boy oh boy, that was some combination LOL.
I am feeling little uneasy just reading about his "gourmet meal", lol.
Great tongue twister. I had to read it 3 times to get it correctly.
That sounds like something my kids would concoct. Yuck.
bravo!
This is a fun meme I've not seen this one before. I like the paragraph with all the letter B's that's quite a tongue twister!
Jade
This is a new meme---haven't seen it before! Love it. You aced this one, too---not surprising since you're so great w/ the Haikus on Wednesdays...
B is for brilliant! This had me laughing out loud. I think I have a bellyache now...
just reading that made my belly hurt! yuck!
Sounds like sumthin my grandkids would make. But do you think I could get them to eat a piece of broccoli? NO
Judy
clever woman. I love it!
What a concoction he had put together, hopefully he will feel better, and the poem is wonderful..
Thanks for visiting..I had those feelings that's why another blog :-)
Tummy ache? One bite of that would have landed me in the hospital. Oh the resiliency of youth!
Oh my! Is your son by any chance 12? Sounds just like something my 12 year old would do!
Your post about 'B'left me speechless . I was totally impressed with your poem and LB gets an A for effort too :)
Whoa, that IS a recipe for a belly ache. Poor guy.
xo
That was so funny thanks for sharing that. I used to turn the syrup bottle upside down to my mouth. YUM!!!!
Good Morning 5th Sister...
Thanks for stopping by the farmhouse for a visit!
I totally understand where you are coming from...I raised 2 boys..
Have a great weekend!
Boys! They will eat anything, won't they?
Funny Stuff! We have a lot in common. :)
What a great combination - goldfish and chocolate sauce is bad enough but the rest as well....!!
i think i have a bellyache just from reading the ingrediants!
Quite a B tongue twister...as for the meal...well, kids will eat anything!
Check out my "B is for Barcelona" - my favorite city in the world - at
http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2010/01/b-is-for-barcelona.html#links
Somehow, McLinky didn't work for me!
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Bountiful B's!!!! (I have to admit...my adoration of alliteration!)
Blessings & Aloha!
Ouch! on your boy's bellyache!
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