Dear Tummy,
Stop rumbling. No! I just fed you. And besides, what has gotten into you, lately? (Besides the Snickers bar on Friday, the Baby Ruth on Saturday and the birthday cake on Sunday) You look like you're carrying around a large cantaloupe! I hereby order you to get in shape. There will be no carbs for you until I see some shrinkage! (Pizza doesn't count, does it?)
Gastronomically yours,
Mrs. Sister (aka fatty, fatty 2x4)
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Dear Christmas Decor,
Don't you think it's about time to put yourself away? I mean, seriously. Maybe I can enlist some house elves to help you out.
Slacking off,
Mrs. Sister (aka Scrooge)
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Dear Laundry,
Same to you, buddy!
Lazily yours,
Mrs. Sister (aka the maid)
19 comments:
ThankS Polly , thks so much . You made me my day! Too funny and inventive post!.Love it!
Enjoy your day with your family!
love and hugs my sweet friend!
Pizza counts as carbs, but only good carbs cuz look at all the veggies that go on the top!!
May the House Fairy visit you today so you can visit the spa or at least just lay around! :)
Yeah, we're de-carbing around here, too. Ugh.
Oh yeah and I'm attempting to climb Mt. Laundry today!
Thank you, thank you, thank you for informing me that I'm not the only one with Christmas decorations still waiting to be put away! They are all packed up in boxes, they just don't seem to want to make the trip to the basement!
Laundry? Yep, me too! My husband did it all for me while I was sick (almost made it worth being sick!), but now I have to get back to doing it. Maybe later....
Can I make the reason that the Christmas decorations aren't put away yet is because since Dec. 26 I've had a massive cold that has knocked me over, and out and under. Now, that I'm feeling abit better, I will attempt to box them up sometime this week.
Your post is very funny! :)
Let me know if you get any results with those letters...I have a few of my own to write! ;)
Thanks for the chuckle! Enjoy your family day!
mmmmmm Snickers.
I did so much laundry, all seven baskets are full of folded clothes, waiting for my heathens to put away. I have a feeling I'm going to have to resort to threats to make it happen.
Pizza doesn't count...it is its own food group.
I am sending the same note to my laundry...but I am about to not have power, so I can use that as an excuse.
We still have the Christmas Village out on the Credenza. I am doing my laundry.
Can you express mail the elves to my house?
I hear you with that laundry! Thumbs down.
You tell that tummy, Christmas decor and laundry! Take that!
Thanks for the laughs! :D
lol. let me know if anything listens to you, because i need to figure out how to do that. lol.
Don't stop there. There are walls that need to paint themselves and rugs to shampoo and ...
I was just about to chastise you for having Christmas decor up when I realized that I still have my door wreath and doormat up. Hmmm, can I blame it on the rain? I don't wanna go outside and deal with it!
love it :)
I have two suggestions for you. Christmas decor -- teenager. Laundry - husband. That's how it works in my house.
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