Alphabe-Thursday: The Letter B

TO B OR NOT TO B

In honor of the letter B, please indulge me while I pen the following:

Beastly boisterous boys behaving badly behind Best Buy, 
brandishing broken bottles.

Big bully Billy blatantly boinked Bobby's buttocks.

Bobby bled.

Billy bolted.

Bummer.


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The Bellyache

My son was complaining of a bellyache the other day. He said it could be from something he ate. I asked him what he had. The following conversation ensued:

"Well," he began, "I had a bowl of Goldfish."

"That doesn't sound bad."

"I mixed in some sweet tarts."

"Oh, kind of like a trail mix. That still seems pretty tame."

"Actually, I squirted chocolate syrup all over the top."

"Ewww!"

"And I added chocolate pudding."

"And you ate that?"

"Uh huh."

"Yes, I can see how that would give you a bellyache."

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