Monday, July 11, 2011

Dear Prairie,

Thank you. My visit was phenomenal. You were a most gracious host. I hope to return to your heart someday soon.

A sincere 5th


Dear Cozy Inn,

The burgers haven’t changed a bit. Thanks for the trip down Memory Lane.

A satiated 5th


Dear Gals,

It was so much fun reminiscing and catching up. Next time, let’s make it a girl’s weekend!

A nostalgic 5th


Dear Senior Center,

The bierock was perfect. I’m glad that, although I’m not quite old enough for membership, thank you very much, you were willing to feed me.  I’ll be sure to drop by for lunch on my next visit “home”.

A stuffed 5th


Dear Old Friend,

Your words meant more than you will ever know. Thank you. I will keep you in my prayers.

A grateful 5th


Dear Sisters,

I love you and miss you more than you know. 4th Sister: I love the works of art you gave me.  3rd Sister: your generosity will most definitely be rewarded. 2nd Sister: your willingness and graciousness to host our annual weekend is not unappreciated. 1st Sister: is it okay to mention how I shall be forever grateful that you've always been there for me? I sometimes wish that I lived closer for I do miss you all and once a year just isn't often enough.

Your little sister 5th


Dear Ice Cream,

I can’t seem to get enough of you. You tempt me with your wholesome goodness.  You are simply good as is or dressed up in an assortment of accouterments.  I shall never tire of you and look forward to seeing you again my next trip down the freezer aisle.

A stalking 5th


Dear Primal Challenge,

Having never met you before, I have no idea what to expect.  I have begun morning training runs and some weight training at the gym for improved upper body and core strength. Please let me know what else I can do in order to make this event a successful one. And by successful I mean just let me finish this race in one piece!

A fretting 5th


Dear Munchie-Boy,

I am very proud of the advances you made at your most recent swim meet. I do believe that as you gain height and muscle mass you will continue to improve by leaps and bounds.  And kudos to your coaches!

Oh…and the term is pelvic thrust, not public thrust, and not to be confused with public trust. Regardless, you are henceforth forbidden to ever attempt that move ever again.

Your stunned Mama 5th


Dear Bethany,

Today is the day we go get your UNRESTRICTED license. I’m not sure I’m ready for this. How about next week instead? Was that a scream, just now, coming from your room?

Your “just kidding” Mama 5th


Dear Readers,

That's all from the pen of 5th Sister. I'm beginning to get writer's cramp. Until next time....

The 5th Sister


Cheryl said...

I'm not ready for Munchie-Boy's pelvic thrust either!

Tracy said...

The pelvic thrust thing made me giggle like a 10 year old, lol.

Brian Miller said...

haha...oh my...have hormones kicked in yet? cream ah i want some...

Jenny said...

Nothing sweeter than a grateful heart.

What the heck is a bierock?

J. Kwiatkowski-Schuler said...

off to google "bierock"....


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