Sunday, January 2, 2011

Microfiction Monday #64: Lubricante


Señorita need help?
Allow Pablo to assist, por favor.
For beautiful lady I require only 
bulging muscle & small can of lubricante
No service fee
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Okay...so this was a wee bit naughty. 
All who know me know that this is completely out of character for me. 
I don't know what's come over me!
I have no excuses.
 I will try to behave better next time. 

For other takes on the prompt, 
please visit Susan at Stony River

41 comments:

Michelle Hoad said...

My husband is rubbing off on me. My mind went all sorts of bad places.

SparkleFarkle said...

Whoa! LOL! Mr. Claus is probably not even back to the North Pole yet and, already, "somebody" thinks it's alright to be naughty! Fun and funny take on "Real Grease," but remember: Santa's watching...YOU! LOL!

Happy New Year!
SparkleFarkle~~~~~*

Sylvia K said...

I love it! We all need to get a bit naughty from time to time!! Keeps us young and better than any wrinkle cream -- believe me, I'm old enough to know! Hope your new year is off to a great start with lots of love and laughter!!

Sylvia

MartyrMom said...

naughty IS nice!

Jim said...

HAPPPY NEW YEAR POLLY !!! :)

You may be a little bit naughty but I do believe that Pablo is big time naughty.
..

Pooch said...

Zing!! There's an R-rated one! Have a happy new year!!

:)

Maria@BubblegumandDuctTape said...

oh, lubricante. I see, so he's getting a little naughty, haha.

Quilly said...

That lube job he wants to give her had better come with a gasket.

One Stop - The Place For Poets, Writers and Artists said...

Oh goodness - don't look behind the water cooler

Fun one

Happy New Year Polly

Grandma said...

"No service fee."

Love it. Now if only he was talking about my auto repair estimate.

anthonynorth said...

Naughty rarely has to be sold :-)

izzy said...

Oooh- yeah, that's greasy...punny. Thanks-

Scott said...

an offer too good to pass up, no doubt!

J. Kwiatkowski said...

Wow, you are getting this year started UP!

ruthlivingstone said...

great story! naughty but nice.

ruthlivingstone said...

great story! naughty but nice.

blueviolet said...

If I heard that from Pablo, I'd be running for my life!

Diane said...

He did say please, right? Good one! :O)

Willoughby said...

This one really cracked me up! What fun would life be if you couldn't step out of the box and be uncharacteristically naughty once in a while!

Pat said...

The funniest part of today's post was your disclaimer at the end, though your MM was a crack-up, too.

G-Man said...

Polly....?
You work in the medical Field so it sounds like professional advice.

Peggy said...

Wow, a freebie!
A great chuckle, thank you so much!

Madeleine said...

Ooh La la! Excllent :O)

SouthLakesMom said...

Oh no, don't behave! This is perfect! Naughty is okay!

Susan Fobes said...

I won't divulge what I was thinkng of, but I do agree with Blueviolet!

Brian Miller said...

hehe...my mind went there...

SugarScribes said...

This is perfect. Everyone should get a tad bit naughty every now and then (we don't want to forget how). This was really cute.

Dianne said...

bulging muscle ... 'nuf said ;)

Lisa Ricard Claro said...

HaHa! Too funny. And, really, it is only naughty if we let our minds wander. It could be perfectly innocent. Maybe. *sigh* Okay...probably not. LOL

Jo said...

this is a departure for you ... it sure allows my mind to wander!

Monkey Man said...

Naughty. Naughty. I played for the first time. Hit 140 on the dot.

Jingle said...

fun hints.
happy 2011.

Granny Sue said...

Bad, bad boy, he is! Thanks for the chuckle.

Marina said...

great one!

EG Wow said...

Methinks you may be kidding us about this being "out of character" for you. :))

kaykuala said...

My,my! Humour is always welcomed. It's a very good one!

katirra said...

Thanks for the laugh this evening :)

Raoulysgirl said...

Hysterical!!!!! I won't tell you who this made me think of, though...

;)

Michael G-G said...

I think Susan put that "R' thang into your head--and you certainly delivered!

Good one, 5th sister. Happy New Year to you. Hope it's a great one.

Tiffany said...

there's always room for even just a little bit of naughty

Cheryl said...

Brought tears to my eyes.

Mwahahahahaha!

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