Monday, November 22, 2010

Microfiction Monday #58: Fall Festival Bloopers


Bubba asked Junior, “How much corn could you shuck?”
Junior thought he heard, “What would you do for a buck?”
His suspension ends in 2 weeks. 

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Micro-fiction Monday is a fun, weekly meme hosted by Susan over at Stony RiverShe provides the photo prompt and we provide the "micro-fiction", which is limited to 140 characters total. Please check out the link for some truly phenomenal stories and prose. 

22 comments:

Brian Miller said...

haha. nice....smiles.

Lisa Ricard Claro said...

LOL. . .I've had conversations like that with PaPa when he forgets to put his hearing aids in! Funny.

Kat said...

LMHO - great one! Kat

izzy said...

Oooh that's a sly one- thanks!

SouthLakesMom said...

Nice double entendre!

Peggy said...

I guess there is still a lot that can be done with just a buck....ha ha Funny!

G-Man said...

Yee Haw....

libithina said...

he could sure buck the system
heehe nice one ~ Lib ~

Pat said...

Lol! Great story in so few words! Maybe suspension will motivate Junior to get his hearing checked.

SparkleFarkle said...

Hm. Junior's real name wouldn't happen to be Edward W. Haskell II, would it? (LOL!)

(June Cleaver: Eddie has that look about him that makes you think something's always about to happen.)


Great read!
SparkleFarkle~~~~~*

Sylvia K said...

Oh, funny one! Junior definitely needs to get his hearing checked! Love it! Hope you have a great week!

Sylvia

Diane said...

Funny and cute! Love the rhyme. :O)

David said...

LOL. Funny. Hey you bucks! Quit shuckin' my corn!

Dianne said...

cute rhyme

Eric Alder said...

Aw shucks, that's just corny!

Susan Fobes said...

Creativity at its finest-funny!

EG Wow said...

LOL! That was GREAT!

septembermom said...

That made me giggle!

blueviolet said...

That cracked me up!

Willoughby said...

Funny!

Ms Bibi said...

Lol, that's so funny.

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family!

ღ~Mumsy~ღ said...

LOL..that was fun!

Just stopping by to wish you and your family a fantastic Thanksgiving, Polly!

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