This Morning's Conversation

Mr. Sister: Good morning.
Me: *Heavy sigh* Good morning.
Mr. Sister: What's wrong?
Me: I don't know, just feeling weird, I guess.
Mr. Sister: Oh, I forgot to tell you. I have tomorrow off!
Me: Darn! I'm sorry. Please don't take that the wrong way.
Mr. Sister: How could I not take it that way?
Me: I'm really sorry. It's just that there are a lot of things going on tomorrow morning and I have a tendency to not get things done when you're at home.
Mr. Sister: I'm planning on sleeping in. I had to get up early over the weekend.
Me: Good luck with that. I will be getting up early in order to try to get things done. Besides, I had to get up early over the weekend, too! 
Mr. Sister: That's not the same.
Me: Yes, it is.
Mr. Sister: Listen, it's not about you.
Me: Yes, yes it is. It's ALWAYS about me!
Mr. Sister gives up, exasperated at the cunning logic of his beautiful bride.


To be fair. There is another side to the story and it can be found here. You be the judge.