I hate to say it but you had it coming, you little freak!
You got what you deserved.
Crawling out of your hiding spot and scaring me like that!
Any critter who frightens the bejeezus out of me instantly goes SPLAT!
Unfortunately, I wasn't wearing shoes at the time.
Eeew. Bug guts.
(Sorry gang...this is what happens when you "got nothing"!)