Sunday, February 20, 2011

Microfiction Monday #71: The Cleanse

Warning: The following Micro-Fiction contains 
uncharacteristic "potty humor".
Proceed at your own risk,
and please forgive me!


The hospital had no choice but to call a "Code Brown"
for there is NOTHING like
a pharmaceutical grade colon cleanse
to clear out the place!

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34 comments:

Maude Lynn said...

This is hilarious!

G-Man said...

Thats so shitty....

Sylvia K said...

Oh, hilarious indeed! I LOVE it! Such fun each week to see all the different takes on the same pic! Hope you have a great week!

Sylvia

Pat said...

I laughed a lot at this one!! Thanks for the Microfiction Mirth.

Peggy said...

OMG...I can't stop thinking about the brown color of the floor.
ICKY and hilarious!

Michael G-G said...

Too funny!

(I'd never heard of a "code brown" till I was at the swimming pool last week with my kids. We had to evacuate the pool not once but twice, for the above-mentioned code. Yikes!)

Have a great week!

Brian Miller said...

oh my...

Melanie Sherman said...

All I can say is; Yikes.

Pooch said...

May I just say: Ewwwwwwwwwww!!

:)

Susan Fobes said...

Polly, you found humor! I'm proud of you!!

Kathleen said...

You are so funny!

Ms.Daisy said...

Code Brown, oh my, this is just too funny when you really think about it! LOL!

Reflections said...

Oh... I will have to remember this one! We could have used it this week with one of our residents where I work. Probably would have helped his demeanor a whole lot.

Rinkly Rimes said...

I think it might need several treatments!

Vicki said...

"Code Brown" ~ Yup! That's what it looks like. ;)

Raoulysgirl said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! LOL!!!

Gemma Wiseman said...

Sounds like a "Grade A" Code Brown! Hilarious!

Lisa Ricard Claro said...

HaHaHa!! Code brown. LOL So funny.

Linda O'Connell said...

Polly,
I am laughing so hard. After having about of stomach flu which flew through the family, I can relate to code brown. I like your humor. Just signed on as a follower, please do the same on my blog. http://lindaoconnell.blogspot.com/

izzy said...

Yeah don't imagine many windows open here! thanks!

Anonymous said...

Ewwww! but funny!

samurai said...

Both EWWWW and HAHAHAHA.... well done. 8)

Willoughby said...

Too funny!

Diane said...

That's one colonic I would not want to be a part of.... :O)

Liz Mays said...

As soon as I read your title, I started to laugh!

Debora said...

I'm gonna chuckle about this all day!

Grandma's Goulash said...

Thanks for such a funny take on this one. I'm still laughing.

My MM: Escape

Bill ~ {The Old Fart} said...

And lots of Soap n Water with plenty of Elbow Grease.

~✽Mumsy✽~ said...

This is an awesome take on the photo, Polly..When I first see the picture, hospital came rushing in, but mine was a nursing home kind of thing!

Joanna Jenkins said...

You crack me up!
jj

Along These Lines ... said...

Code yellow is preferable

Anonymous said...

Too funny! I'm willing to bet you will have the only Code Brown of the day on this meme...LOL! That's thinking outside the box..(or toilet!).

Lynette

ruthinian said...

oh no! great take on this. hahaha too graphic for me to take. just joking.

RUTHI

Anonymous said...

Love it! I knew the floor color reminded me of something! Have a great week. Cheers~

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