Dear Mr. Sister,
It takes a special sort of man to enable his wife's love affair! I will wear my new Jake Delhomme jersey with passion and pride!
Dreaming of #17,
PS I realize the jersey was on the clearance rack, but still...
Dear Tornado Warning,
Go back to Kansas, please. They do not understand you here in the Carolinas. Go away, please, to a place where you can be put in proper perspective. Besides, the thunderstorms that are tagging along are bugging Daisy to no end and her mistress would really like a good night's sleep.
No hard feelings,
Dear Munchie Boy,
I am so disappointed. I haven't seen you in 3 days (due to work) and you'd rather watch "Sonny With a Chance"? I see where I rate. I guess Demi Lovato is to you like Jake Delhomme is to me. I totally understand. I got your back!
To the Unknown Individual who Informed the Director of the High School Musical that I could sew,
Thank you. No seriously. Thank you so very much. It's not like I have a life or work or home school or blog or anything.
Not happy at all,
A Grumpy Sister
Dear Secret Agent Man,
"Beware of pretty faces that you find.
A pretty face can hide an evil mind.
Oh, be careful what you say,
Or you will give yourself away.
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow."
Special Agent 5th